Monday, April 19, 2010
Hello its me again. I am here to comment on the time I found out that Marguerite was there with me in the attempt to save the nobles. I was going to France to save some nobles; when I got there I didn't really have a good plan. When I went into the Chat Gris, I never would have expected Chauvelin to be in there with me. When I saw him there, I knew that I had to take advantage of this situation. I knew that Cauvlin loved to snuff some of that good stuff so I replaced the snuff and put pepper in it. He snuffed it, and when he was down, I left. I went to a place and got a cart.
I impersonated a Jew and told Chauvelin that another jew drove him to the hut. He told me to drive him there as well. When we got there, I saw how his soldiers always did what they were told. I slipped a piece of paper into the hut to tell the nobles what to do. When they escaped, Chauvelin went to look after me. That's when I heard someone scream; it was Marguerite. I then thought about how much she loved me to come all the way to France to help me in a dangerous job. Chauvelin didn't know that I was the Jew, so he left me and Marguerite by the cart and went to look for the Scarlet Pimpernel. I started singing and Marguerite heard me. She found out that it was me and untied me. She then told me how much she loved me. She told me how smart I am and nice things like that. Now I know that Marguerite loves me. I guess this makes up for her denouncing some nobles to the guitine.
21 Guns
When I heard of "21 Guns" I started to love it. The whole time I was running away. I felt that I could not fight all of Chauvelin's men. So instead of fighting them, I thought of just tricking them. When I tricked them, I was able to be safe with my little Marguerite. The best groups of lyrics that I loved was, "Does the pain weigh out the pride? And you look for a place to hide? Did someone break your heart inside? Your in ruins." Those lyrics really stood out to me because that was what it felt like when no one knew who I was. But the song is about love and being at peace when you're in a war, and the love part of the song is what makes me think more about how Marguerite and I had a very bad relationship before she knew I was the Scarlet Pimpernel. But all of that changed, and she and I have a very deep relationship now that we both love each other very intimately.
The other part of the song is being at peace at war. I think the key element when you're at war with someone that you despise and you have differences with is to trick them, instead of well... geting rid of them. You don't have to take your anger out by killing that person that you despise, and in the song it says, "When it's not worth dying for?" that part really does take my breath away that this song fits me perfectly. Sometimes I don't know what to do, like how to get around it. But when I listen to "21 Guns," I am able to get my mind caught up and have a plan to be free. When I let go and let my mind flow, I have a better chance to get away. "21 Guns" has a lot of questions in it, and every time I listen to it I have different answers; that's why I love this song.
Do you know what's worth fighting for?
When it's not worth dying for?
Does it take your breath away
And you feel like suffocating?
Does the pain rule out the pride?
And you look for a place to hide?
Does someone break your heart inside?
Your in ruins.
One, 21 guns,
Lay down your arms,
Give up the fight.
One, 21 guns
Throw up your arms into the sky,
You and I.
Did you try to live on your own,
When you burned down your heart and home?
Did you stand too close to the fire?
Like a liar looking for forgiveness from a stone?
When it's time to live and let die,
And you can't get another try?
Something inside your heart has died,
You're in ruins.
One, 21 guns,
Lay down your arms,
Give up the fight.
One, 21 guns,
Throw up your arms into the sky
You and I.
Hi, I am Sir Percy and I am going to talk to you about get away cars. Being the Scarlet Pimpernel I have to escape from a lot of dangerous people, and to do that I have to use the right type of cars.I have a cart that I like to use but the type of cars that you guys have, they are amazing. Lamborghini and Ferraris a pretty fast cars. Your cars go from 0 to 60 in three seconds mine goes from 0 to 60 in 3 years. So, if you Haven't noticed that your cars are amazing you must be duller than me.
I must be pretty amazing compared to you guys. I escape dangerous Frenchies with these old bad cars and if I had a Ferrari or a Lamborghini those Frenchies would have never seen me. That’s how you take advantage of what you got. I don't like to brag but I am the best bloody driver ever and I have lots of experience driving carts. I have to say you guys do get away fast but I am the one using all the bad equipment. So, if you were ever going to learn how to escape, learn from me. I am literally the best driver in the world.
Sir Percy thinks desguises are great.
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I, Sir Percy Blakeney, think that disguises are great. I like being able to sneak around, and no one know it is me, just like when I am doing my Scarlet Pimpernel work. I am always disguised very well. Then I slip the note with my symbol in their pocket. I am very creative with my disguises. They work every time. Ha-ha I tricked those French men pretty easily, especially when I was disguised as the Jew and the old hag. Some say that those were my best performances ever. I think different. I think my best disguise ever was the mask of stupidity I wore so that Marguerite wouldn’t find out that I am the Scarlet Pimpernel. When I was pretending to be the Jew, I had to crunch my legs up so I wouldn’t be so tall. I tricked that Chauvlin so badly. I think I have very good acting skills along with my great disguises. I think my next disguise will be even better. Too bad I cannot say what it will be, because Chauvlin could find this letter.
Friday, April 16, 2010
My Wonderful Plan
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When I was sitting in the cart next to Chauvelin with his men by our sides, I was thinking that I HAD to make a plan to get my fellow friends out of that hut before that rotten Chauvelin gets to them first. I was thinking and thinking, but, I still couldn't think of any way to get them out! La! But then I had the best idea! I realized that Chauvelin's men were very devoted and loyal to him and that they would do absolutely everything he said and nothing else. When I had this idea in my head, I already started to make my terrific plan to help my friends escape.
When I was walking along the path to Pere Blanchard's hut I had to continue to make my plan as things happened. When I figured out Marguerite was there my plans completely changed. When the guards weren't paying any attention to me, I wrote my friends a note and then a fake note for them to leave behind, I slipped it through a little crack in the wall.
La! My plan worked wonderfully! My friends slipped out of the hut and the guards noticed them and just as I had planned, they didn't do a demmed thing! Lud... I was so proud of myself; my plan worked perfectly! Well, at least part of the plan. I still had to get myself and Marguerite out of this wretched place.
Sir Percy on Eye of the Tiger
Hi, I am Sir Percy, also known as the Scarlet Pimpernel. A lot of nobles think I am a hero. As you know, to be a heroic man you must get into shape. I do that by working out. Lifting haystacks, doing get away drills, and more, but when I work out, I have to listen to my theme song “Eye of the Tiger”. That is the best bloody song I have ever heard. It's so awesome at the beginning when they are playing the guitar, and it is like, "Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun." It is so awesome! Then when he hits that high note, I start to scream. When he says, "Just a man and his will to survive," I think of myself because on all the rescue trips, they have never gotten me, and if they had they would have killed me. Then when it says, "You must fight to keep them alive," I think of how I risk my life to not let them die.
Survivor is a jolly good band. How could you come up with a song so brilliant, so uplifting? They must be geniuses? I want the lead singer, Jimi Jamison’s, autograph so badly. He has the most brilliant voice. So next time you see me working out, I will be listening to the greatest song in the world: “Eye of the Tiger”.
My views on the Masters
In a few days there will be the Masters and I can’t wait to watch it. In Britain we love to play golf. A lot of gentlemen play golf and I am one of them. I have a very nice golf course in my yard that is way better than the Masters one. I think that Tiger Woods will win the Masters. But If I was playing in the Masters there would be a different winner. I have recently said that I am a better poker player than Phil Helmuth and I am now saying that I am a better golfer than Tiger Woods. I guess you could say that I am good at everything.
Even my wife Marguerite loves to play golf. It is funny because golf stands for gentlemen only ladies forbidden. I guess you could say that she is a revolutionary woman. We play golf together all the time. She doesn’t speak and neither do I but we both enjoy golf. She thinks that she is really good but I go easy on her. It’s all part of my “mask”. Don’t tell her that I said that. Well if you’ll excuse me, I have some nobles to save.
My views on the Scarlet Pimpernel
I am well known as rich, dull, and dumb, but people don't know me! The word has gone out now that I am the smart and sneaky Scarlet Pimpernel. My views on the Scarlet Pimpernel... (me) are that I am clever, and I am able to get out of almost any situation. I think my job is hard, but that doesn't get in the way of saving lives. There are other things that are hard about my job. At first I tried to keep my secret identity hidden from the world because nobody knew who I was. In my study, I keep everything confidential in there. That's why I do not let anyone in. Yet my beautiful wife, Marguerite, stole a peek in my study! At least there was a reason why she wanted to go in there, and without her knowing who I am, I would be dead from the evil Chauvelin...maybe. What motivates me is... well, I hate seeing innocent people get killed! Chauvelin is one that is making sure to kill all of the innocent people. Now, do you see what I mean? My job sounds tough, looks tough, and well... it is tough. But all and all, at the end of the day when I at least saved one life I feel that the French Revolution is closer to an end.
Thursday, April 15, 2010
Current Events
Monday, April 12, 2010
My Thoughts on the "iPod"

I was strolling down the street one day and I looked in a shop window and saw this shiny silver item. So, I walked inside and asked the person inside what it was. He said it was a new technology called an iPod. La! It looked bloody terrific! Then, I just decided to buy it! Oh my! This iPod was absolutely amazing! I took the iPod home, and I loaded up all of my Beethoven and violin music onto my new iPod. After that, I went back to town to show off my new item.
I think that the iPod is one of the best inventions in the history of the world. I mean, who doesn't want a little device that you put your favorite songs on and walk around town listening to it?
Thursday, April 1, 2010
My views of the World Series of Poker
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Hello my name is Sir Percy, and I love playing cards. I recently found out about a thing called the world series of poker, and I think I can win it. There is some guy named Phil Hellmuth who thinks that he is the pest at poker; He thinks he is better than me. No one is better than me at poker and I know for a fact that I am richer than him. Ha ha ha ha oh, I am So funny! If this little man thinks that he can beat the richest man in England and the prince of Wales best friend, then he must be crazy.
The Euro and the US dollar
When I go to America, I can buy more stuff for my wife and I like clothes, rings for my letters, and books with fashion tips in them. I thin that those bloody Americans got what they deserved. They won at the war, and we won our battle for winning more worth in our euro. This money crisis for the Americans will be like this forever... Well I hope it will. This is one of the best things that has ever happened to me!
http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2010/03/29/the-dow-is-up-dollar-softens-versus-euro/
Pop Culture
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Welcome I am Sir Percy
Hello everyone, I am Sir Percy Blakeney, the best looking man in England. Now if your'e well connected you would have heard that I am dull, but I don't think that matters because the Prince of Wales seems to think that I am cool and funny. People jump to conclusions all about me, but if they got to know me better, they would see how amazingly brilliant I am. Rumors are not always true.
I know you know my wife Margurite. Lately she was been difficult. Now don't get me wrong; I love her, but that thing that she did to the Marquis... that was not acceptable. Then she told me after I had already heard from someone else. I forgive her, but that doesn't excuse her for what she did to the Marquis or her attitude. What am I saying? I love her, but I don't know if she loves me so I just pretend to not know whats going on and play dumb. It's the best strategy.
Wednesday, March 31, 2010
My Views on the "Crazy Frog Eaters"
Many people have asked me multiple questions about the French Revolution. The main three things that I really care about are the Storming of the Bastille, the march to Versailles, and the Storming of the Tuileries Palace.
The Storming of the Bastille bothers me, but not enough to make me really mad because nobody really hurt the king. But, they still kill guards, and that's the part that bothers me the most.
The March to Versailles probably bothers me the LEAST because nothing happened to anyone, especially the king or queen. I mean, La!, all that happened was a few women demanded food. I mean really- they're WOMEN! What could a group of women to hurt anyone?
La! The Storming of the Tuileries Palace bothers me so much! I mean, Lud. . . why would ANYONE ever even think of hurting anyone like the king or queen?!? LA! The king being arrested is absolutely preposterous! I feel ten times worse than I did when Marguerite told me that SHE had sent the Marquis de St. Cyr and his family to the guillotine!
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